Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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