it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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