If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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