Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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