She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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