smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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