I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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