what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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