im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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