Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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