He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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