he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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