He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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