You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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