You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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