Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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