its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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