in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
even my farts smell like vagina
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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