Too much gin, very little bucket
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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