ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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