You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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