i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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