you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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