never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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