like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Barsexuality is the new black.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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