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• (208): View more from Idaho

  i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.

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  sorry im really high

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• (518): View more from New York

  WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!

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  ... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i will never coherently bang her

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!

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  Thanks, mom.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo

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  As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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  I was judging you.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The fabulous human disaster: it is him

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