from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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