problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.