i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i will never coherently bang her
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him