hell yes lets make some ravioli
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?