I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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