Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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