If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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