HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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