That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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