Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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