I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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