she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Randomize
