i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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