whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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