He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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