Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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