if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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