Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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