I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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