i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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