brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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