Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
