fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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