grandma shit on top of the toilet
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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