Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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