oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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