You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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