At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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