am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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