My room smells like vodka and shame
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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