How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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