They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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