I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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