I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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