yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's not cheating when I paid for it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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